standing on a corner in tucson, arizona

today tony and i went to take to my car to get an oil change and as we were walking around the city waiting for it to be done, we saw the greatest thing in the universe!!!!
a rust coated mini-van with flames painted on the side and old lady( could have been like 70, or 50 with bad over-tan skin-who knows in arizona) on a very old looking cell-phone...the best part...the mini-van mess had 20 inch rims and spinners!!! WTF!!!