just a little quote from yosemite sam! where we spent a few days for tony's birthday..
Tony and i always begin adventures in the evening. This one was a birthday adventure. Thirty one for tony started with a haircut and a mexican dinner followed by a 3 1/2 hour drive to Yosemite. Darkness fell a little after 8 and my sense of adventure followed about an hour later. Driving 25 miles per hour on a curvy mountain roday, talk of a GPS was mentioned, but we managed with our computer generated maps and trusty atlas. At a fork in the road, followed by one fox, two mice and a deer my sense of direction hid under the seat. It was around 11:30 in perfect darkness on a road where there were more stars visible than at a Hollywood Botox sale that i convinced myself ( and tony too, i think) that we were lost.
Just about to empty my bladder and my bravery on the side of the road, i saw the light and realized that we had just arrived at what we would call home for the next 3 days.
This was, for sure, the camp that i had never been to as a child-only with a full bar!!!
We picked up our keys from the friendliest reception clerk and found our cabin. A short drive from the tavern and group camping area we found it. A quaint one room studio like cabin.
no air conditioning, television, microwave or coffee maker, but a view that i'm sure would be amazing in the morning.

As we parked the car i noticed something hanging out near the other parked cars. After thee laps around the lot with a flashlight, Tony deduced that it was a gray fox. I, on the other hand was pretty sure it was a man eating wolf.
He did the husbandly duty and walked on the scary side of the road.
Once we were safely in our cabin for the night, i convinced myself that i was ready to take on Yosemite-bears and all!


So we woke the next morning to a wonderful sunrise and perfect weather for the hiking we had planned ahead.
We got to Yosemite a little after 10:30 and spotted our first bear, which was so awesome, but also pretty scary. There were tons of people around there to take photos of it, but would they be there to take pictures of it ripping us to shreds?? i had obviously read up too much on bears before the trip.

This is how we came up with our bear bait idea! We would keep a safe enough distance to other hikers so that they could be the bait and we would know when to get the heck outta there, but stay far enough behind so we could enjoy nature alone. Not very nice, but either is decapitation by bear teeth :)
So our first hike was a tiny one up to a waterfall. It was quick and easy, and compared to the next waterfall hike we would do, it was kindergarten vs. college!!!
We stopped for a little lunch and then off the our next exploration.
We hiked to Vernal falls, which we thought would be a breeze and we would quickly surpass it and head to the next highest waterfall. However, we forget one thing, we don't live in the mountains anymore and don't have the lung capacity for the thin air like we did in flagstaff.
we did make it to the first falls ( the one we laughed at and thought 'no way, we could do better than that') we were dead wrong.
It was 1000 foot ascent in just over a mile, so it was like walking up stairs for a mile and IT WAS HARD!
Once we got there, it was well worth the red faces that we would soon have!
We did not go all the way to the top of the waterfall for a few reasons. The first and mosr important was that the stairwell ( carved into the side of a mountain) was wet and slippery and if one were to fall down the stairs, you would not end up at the bottom of the stairs, as much as you would end up in the freezing rapids about 40 feet below.

After that hike, we drove through the park a bit and then headed home for the sunset and dinner. After dinner we had a few drinks and played some cards.
The next morning we checked out of the cabin and headed back to the park, where we saw another bear. this one bigger and fatter.

we drove to the meadows on the other side of the park that not too many people go and saw some amazing glacial formations .
We then took another hike to the bottom of a 400 foot descent to see some giant sequoias...it was again, totally worth it.

although on the way down, it is all downhill. so we were thinking, this is no big deal, knowing full well that we would have to make it up, it just didn't seem like a big deal. I should have realized that it was when a group of 10-12 year olds were having a hard time. Now i see the error of my ways. For a moment, i said to tony-' man that is sad that those kids can't even make it up without panting."
and you'll never guess who was panting the whole way up??!?! that's right, tony and i.
as we were hiking back up we saw a couple that gave us the smirk like 'man you are so outta shape, we will own this."
i just wish that we could've stuck around to watch them own it, and then tell them about the kids that couldn't make it without heavy breathing.
anyway it was totally worth the uphill climb.
At the bottom of the hill was a giant sequoia forest. And one that had been carved out by early settlers when the tree became scorched after a fire...

my car could fit in the tree with about 3-4 feet on either side...well see for yourself.

that was the entire adventure, we made it with all our limbs and now we have to work the whole weekend.
But once we have some time off, i am trying to convince tony to take windsurfing lessons with me, he said he would compromise with kayaking, so we shall see.